And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I have already put on my inside pants.
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