he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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