I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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