Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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