Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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