You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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