Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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