If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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