dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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