Where did you get a picture of my penis
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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