I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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