How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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