Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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