doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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