Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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