i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
do nipples grow back?
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