if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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