Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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