There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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