My nipple is on Facebook.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Randomize