He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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