so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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