glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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