I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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