After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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