fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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