Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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