some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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