i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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