He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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