Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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