Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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