Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
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The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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