I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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