i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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