I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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