like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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