It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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