Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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