No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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