I can't breathe out the right side of my face
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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