Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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