My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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