Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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