Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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