I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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