god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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