And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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