Apparently you make a good broom.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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