Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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